Who wants some crack?

I do, I do!
(man, half my flist is too young to remember that... woe)



Cows with guns! XDD

I didn't know there was a website, cool!
 

If you're a fan of these two shows, you have to look at this. You just do.

BSG meets The Simpsons - crack art FTW!
http://dylanmeconis.com/art/illo/content/html/battlestar.html


(Is it wrong that a tiny bit of me ships Adama/Roslin? *cough* And that's the Admiral, folks, not the younger, I hope I don't have to spell that out! :D)

KT is really trying to kill the fans with these chapters, isn't he?

Title: 6+4=0
Author: Akuni
Universe: Bleach
Genre: Humour, Crack
Rating: PG
Characters: Grimmjow, Ulquiorra, Ichigo, Orihime, Nell (no pairs)
Spoilers: manga chapter 277
Word Count: 550

Summary: Ichigo will do whatever it takes to protect his friends.

Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach, I'm just borrowing it for a while.
Distribution: Crossposted eventually to kurosaki_clinic.

Dedication: For everyone who flailed at the chapter, for whatever reasons. :)

A/N: After reading this intense chapter tonight, I had to write some crack. Thanks Shelagh for the title, and moshesque for convincing me to post. :D  Sometimes it's good to be ultra silly!
 

The article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Eye_of_Argon

The story: http://www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/~susan/sf/eyeargon/eyeargon.htm


I... I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.  And the writer part of my brain just short circuited from all the... well you'll see.  Read it. ^_^

Behold, I come bearing stupid!

Title: Holes
Author: Akuni
Universe: Bleach
Genre: Humour, Crack, maybe Romance
Rating: T (PG-13) for Grimmy's mouth and innuendo
Characters/Pairing: Grimmjaw, OC. Not really a pairing, depends how you wanna read it.
Spoilers: Arrancar arc
Word Count: 1200
Summary: Important holes in Cheza's life.
 
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach, I'm just borrowing it for a while.
Distribution: This is only for taintedkibou, so no. :)  Not x-posted because it's soooo stupid.

Dedication: For Cheza-chan, because she sent me COOKIES! :D

A/N: I tried to do self-service crack for you, Cheza, but it came out horribly STUPID.  I'm sorry!

A little bit of silliness for the weekend. :)

Title: Scattered Notions
Author: Akuni
Genre: Humour, Crack
Rating: PG
Pairing/characters used: Rukia, Ichigo, Renji, Byakuya (no pairs)
Notes: Based on one of the Best. Omake. Ever.  The title sucks, but it seemed clever at the time.
Warning(s): Spoilers for Bleach anime episode 113 Shinigami Golden
Word Count: 414

Summary: Where did Renji get the idea to approach Byakuya about hair care?

Disclaimer: I don’t own Bleach, I’m just borrowing it for a while.
Dedication: For everyone who laughed as hard as I did watching that omake. ^_^
Distribution: Crossposted to kurosaki_clinic, all_for_bleach. Please ask if you want to share it. :)

Merry Christmas, Manda-chan!

I know you can't possibly have as much fun with this as I had with all those wonderful Renji arts you gave me, but here's hoping you get a giggle out of it anyway. :) ♥

Title: The Art of Giving
Author: Akuni
Universe: Bleach
Genre: Humour, Crack
Rating: PG
Pairing: um… depends how you wanna read it
Spoilers: through manga chapter 195
Word Count: 420
Summary: A certain (smexy) shinigami misses the finer points of modern customs in the living world.

Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach, I'm just borrowing it for a while.
Distribution: This is just for abandonreality, so no. :)

Dedication: Only for you, Manda, would I even attempt this... I'm sorry, I suck, this is the best I can do!

My first Bleach fic - utterly cracked. ;)

Still learning how everything works on LJ... haven't figured out crossposting to my journal and to multiple comms just yet, so I will be putting these into the appropriate comms manually.  Ho hum - lil help, anyone?




Read 'Byakuya's First Drunk' at FFNet...