*snicker* Have to thank MIL & BIL for this one.

The video is fine, but the audio portion of this vid (which is the whole point) is NSFW, so wear your headsets!




 
I don't think it needs to be more than a minute long, but it's still amusing. :)

 

When xbringthenoise needed art prompts, I decided to challenge her to draw Byakuya and Ulquiorra together as chibis. They're so adorable, and it turned out amazingly funny. :D

Thank you! ^_^

Please leave your comments on her LJ post. :)
 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SHELAGH! ♥

This is part one of your gift this year. :)


Title: Regrouping
Author: Akuni
Universe: Bleach
Series: Sequel to ‘Giving Ground’
Genre: Drama/Romance
Rating: R
Pairing: Byakuya/Ulquiorra
Spoilers: through manga chapter 198, anime episode 116
Word Count: 1018
Summary: Byakuya and Ulquiorra make some adjustments after the battle.

Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach, I'm just borrowing it for a while.
Distribution: This is just for Shelagh, so no. :) Crossposted eventually to bya_ulqui, kurosaki_clinic, asterisk_plus, and bleach_yaoi.

Dedication: For Shelagh, on her birthday. It’s all your fault that I like this pairing, and it’s all your fault that I’m finding our version of these two so darned sexy! You’re not the least bit sorry, I can tell. *grin* That’s ok, really – neither am I.

A/N: Since so many people wanted to see more after I posted the ‘Giving Ground’ ficlet, and because I wanted to write a new ByaUlqui piece for Shelagh’s birthday, I decided to do both at once. The parallels between this story and the initial ficlet are deliberate; call it an artistic whimsy, if you will. Many thanks to moshesque for the beta and encouragement. :)

   

Several of you who read my fic 'Amid the Rubble' have been clamouring to see the full-size pic. Well, here you go!

http://sekra.deviantart.com/art/Commission-Renjigo-84159057

Thanks, Sekra! ♥ :)

Enjoy!
 

Pinched from mefie_toi

My Personality

Neuroticism	54
Extraversion	36
Openness to Experience	67
Agreeableness	14
Conscientiousness	43

You are not generally self conscious about yourself, however you feel enraged when things do not go your way. You are sensitive about being treated fairly and feel resentful and bitter if you think you are being cheated. You lead a leisurely and relaxed life. You would prefer to sit back and smell the roses than indulge in high energy activities. You are not interested in the arts and do not display aesthetic sensitivity. You are mostly a compassionate person, however you prefer to make objective judgments when possible, however you believe that a certain amount of deception in social relationships is necessary. You are guarded in new relationships and less willing to openly reveal the whole truth about yourself. You take your time when making decisions and will deliberate on all the possible consequences and alternatives.

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Hmm.  Right and wrong, as usual. I'm extremely interested in the arts, thx! And is 'leisurly and relaxed' their way of saying 'lazy'? *grin*

So apparently I'm disagreeable, neurotic, anti-social, and lazy. The peanut gallery will remain silent!
 

Title: Amid the Rubble
Author: Akuni
Universe: Bleach
Genre: Romance, very mild angst (but you know me and happy endings!)
Rating: R (mature themes)
Pairing: Renji/Ichigo
Spoilers: SS arc
Word Count: 662
Summary: Ichigo and Renji face each other as the dust settles after the final battle.

Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach, I'm just borrowing it for a while.
Distribution: This is just for me, so no. :) Crossposted eventually to bleach_yaoi, kurosaki_clinic, asterisk_plus, and ren_x_ichi.

Dedication: For me. :)

A/N: Written summer 2007 to accompany a fanart I commissioned from sekra. Nice job on the rubble! ;) Thanks to Shelagh and moshesque  for looking it over for me, as always. ♥  This is a little different from my usual stuff, just a mood piece really that I wrote for my own entertainment.


 

Fandom Meme, pinched from abandonreality

a. Post a list of 10 fandoms.
b. Have your friends list guess your favorite character from each one.
c. When guessed, bold the line, include the character name, and write a sentence about why you like that character.

Boy, it took a little while to dig up 10 fandoms that I think people here might actually be able to work with.  Some of these are easy guesses, but some may surprise you.

Ten fandoms, in no particular order...

 

Oh man, oh man oh man, SPOILED ROTTEN, I AM!!

moshesque wrote RenIchi for me, too. *flails*  It's so wonderful, I am just bouncing in my seat over it! Go read it, if you haven't already. It's completely gorgeous, RenIchi UST & first discovery at its best. *_*  Mosh you are made of win. =:)
http://moshesque.livejournal.com/205282.html


I will also use this post to brag about the pressie my hubby gave me. Since my laptop (which I dearly love!) is a bit too unwieldly to bring to bed every night, and my DS card is hosed and it's too tedious to reformat fics for proper reading on it anyway... he bought me an Eee PC!  It's just right for surfing for bedtime pr0nz, and it's actually got a decent enough screen to play movies on. Haven't tested the sound yet, but I'm sure with some ear buds it'll do just fine for listening to tunes (no, I don't have an iPod or the like... I only just got a mobile phone, lol).

Oh, and because I got asked this question elsewhere, mine is white. ^_^  Hubby says I should call it 'Chibiyuki' to match my white and silver laptop 'Shirayuki'.  Cheza (aka xxtorturedxx) seconded that, and I have to admit the name is growing on me (like fungus, *snicker*).

Now I must go read my new fic over a few dozen more times. :D :D :D
 

*flailsquee*

2metaldog wrote me a RenIchi fic! It's funny and sexy and ooh, it hits so many of my RenIchi buttons, I just know you're all going to love it, too! :D  http://2metaldog.livejournal.com/258521.html

Go read it, it's great fun!

I feel so speshul this year, you guys really spoiled me. ^_^

*trundles off to update birthday loot post*
 

Oh I am so spoiled this year! *beams*
For some reason, I didn't think I was going to get any online pressies this year. Clearly I am a dork, and need to adjust my radar!